{"id":1530,"date":"2011-01-24T17:14:24","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T16:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swiatlo.tak.pl\/1\/?p=1530"},"modified":"2011-01-24T17:14:25","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T16:14:25","slug":"przyslowia-elektryka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swiatlo.tak.pl\/1\/index.php\/przyslowia-elektryka\/","title":{"rendered":"Przys\u0142owia elektryka"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Co dwie lampy, to nie jedna.<\/li>\n<li>Nie taki diabe\u0142 straszny jak go o\u015bwietlisz.<\/li>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<li>Gdyby dzieci nie skaka\u0142y, to by kabla nie wyrwa\u0142y.<\/li>\n<li>Nie chwal lampy przed \u015bwitem.<\/li>\n<li>W ciemno\u015bci nie ma oporno\u015bci.<\/li>\n<li>M\u0105dry Polak po spi\u0119ciu.<\/li>\n<li>Jedna \u015bwieczka lampy nie czyni.<\/li>\n<li>Komu w drog\u0119, temu latark\u0119.<\/li>\n<li>Nie wywo\u0142uj przerwa\u0144 pr\u0105du.<\/li>\n<li>Jak trwoga to do elektrowni.<\/li>\n<li>Nie wszystko \u017car\u00f3wka co si\u0119 \u015bwieci.<\/li>\n<li>Ci\u0105gnie si\u0119 jak linie wysokiego napi\u0119cia.<\/li>\n<li>Korki strzelaj\u0105, elektryk baty znosi.<\/li>\n<li>Gdzie kabli sze\u015b\u0107, tam du\u017co pod\u0142\u0105czania.<\/li>\n<li>Dop\u00f3ty lampa \u015bwieci, dop\u00f3ki jej \u017carnika nie urwie.<\/li>\n<li>Bez fazy i elektryk nie zasili.<\/li>\n<li>Nie \u015bciemniaj drugiemu, co Tobie nie mi\u0142e.<\/li>\n<li>Jak si\u0119 elektryk spieszy, to pr\u0105d go pocieszy.<\/li>\n<li>Elektryk swoje, baba swoje.<\/li>\n<li>Ka\u017cdy elektryk sw\u00f3j kabelek chwali.<\/li>\n<li>Jak sobie po\u015bwiecisz, tak b\u0119dziesz widzia\u0142.<\/li>\n<li>Nie ma takiej ciemnoty, co by nie da\u0142o si\u0119 jej o\u015bwieci\u0107.<\/li>\n<li>Gdy \u015bwiat\u0142o ga\u015bnie, z\u0142odziej i policjant ma robot\u0119.<\/li>\n<li>Nie \u015bwie\u0107 oczami, zw\u0142aszcza przed szefem.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Co dwie lampy, to nie jedna. 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